Stunned Silence
Me: Hey You, AI! I heard you could draw.
AI: You heard right. And I got mad skillz, too! And?
Me: Prove it. I want you to make a portrait of my partner, Miki, and me standing in front of our crib with my cats, Fu and Drew, in the windows. She’s Japanese, and I’m black American. We both wear glasses. Fu’s color is black and white, and Drew’s grey and white, both American Short Hairs.
AI: Not that I got anything to prove to you, but I have a few microseconds to kill, so why the hell not? (a blink later) Here you go.
Me: --
AI: Tell me I ain't got skills...
Me --
(I show it to Miki)
Miki--
AI: Stunned silence. My favorite sound you humans make.