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Tim Bunting - Kiwi Yamabushi's avatar

‘Can you use chopsticks?’ And in reply, ‘Can you use a spoon?’

Thanks for sharing bro! I love your names for things, ‘Bobbying’ and Tonari-sensei. I always get Tom Cruise, should it be called ‘Tommying’ or ‘Crusing’

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Baye McNeil's avatar

I'd definitely go with cruising...tommying sounds like they're machine gunning you! lol

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Robert Moorehead's avatar

I’d forgotten just how many of these exact same encounters I navigated in Japan. “Can you eat Japanese food?” “Can you use chopsticks?” And the side eye when you don’t neatly fit into the box they’ve made for you.

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Gianni Simone's avatar

I bet you sometimes feel like machine-gunning them a la Billy Liar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPr27tuCCNQ

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Steve Martin's avatar

(sigh) Most tourists 'doing' Japan for a few weeks have no idea that 'omotenashi' is a poor substitute for omoiyari. Nihonjinron is so relentless, so deeply embedded and ingrained, so soul sucking ... as to drive one to a hikkikomori lifestyle for 'rest and relaxation'.

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